Women courtesy of Barby.

According to Playboy, more of us talk dirty during sex than men.

After taking a bath, a we grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird oriental ritual are unknown.

We can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts. (Cough)

When we answers, "I’m fine" after a few seconds, we are not fine. You f**ed up...again!

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

We never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

We need to feel like there are people worse off than we are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

We never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.

We like looking at men, just as much as men like looking at women. We just know how to hide it better!

The first naked man we see is ‘Ken’. And what a nice shocking surprise when we find out that you men actually have a penis. Pheeeew!!!

Can't live with us and can't live without us.

Let's face it, we are just too much fun.

Thank you Barby With a Y Bytch for this enchanting list!

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